Lester Burnham (American Beauty) + Billy Brown (Buffalo '66) + Dolores Haze (Lolita) + Enid Coleslaw (Ghost World) + Bill Haverchuck (Freaks and Geeks) LOL
Not your average friend.
Not exactly a human, a different race. I love ironic things. I would LOVE to pet a tiger but definitely not a fucking 'devilish sneaky creepy annoying red eyed' cat.
Not you average music taste.
I listen all kinds of music but fucking loud metal. How ironic does that make me to love both jazz and indie music? I grow an huge Michael Jackson tree inside me that contains nothing but love. So that every passing minute my love to MJ grows bigger.
MAGNETIC FIELDS is my love. That band ROCKS.(Not literally) That band fucks you.(Literally) Anyway. VAMPIRE WEEKEND's my everything. That band makes me more reckless everyday. That band even helped me to survive a family gathering.(Long story bro) And If I didn't believe in Lord, I would believe in LADY GAGA. If you don't like Lady Gaga, you should like her. For your own good. Just saying.
I'm not one of you. I don't like Beatles. And seeing you worshiping it disgusts me. Seeing you loving Beatles makes me wanna hate it even more. (THIS GOES TO CRAZY WORSHIPPER FANS)
Do you like Prince? I WANNA PUKE ALL OVER YOU.
I love Phoenix family. PHOENIX. RIVER. JOAQUIN. LOVE. PURE.
Scott Disick for president. Support. Forever.
I wonder what will you do when I get a job in Fashion TV?? I wonder if you'll be sad (OH YES YOU'LL DEFINITELY BE SAD) while doing your fucking paper work. (This only goes to my high school friends)
Anywayssss, as you can see, I'll be a Fashion Journalist. I will move to Rome at some point. Or maybe Milan, maybe New York.
I'm ordering you to read Cat's Cradle. I felt dizzy after I finished it. It's not just a book, it's something else. It's your life. It's a masterpiece from Kurt Vonnegut.
EVERYDAY, YOU ARE LOOSING YOUR CHANCE TO BE A LOLITA. LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR LOLITA'S ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
99% of students in my high school are retards.
I HATE MY HIGH SCHOOL.
I HATE THE PEOPLE IN MY HIGH SCHOOL. WHAT A BUNCH OF RETARDS.